Now that BasketBall Wives have ended & errybody was all pissed off cause they was on there actin like Heathans being dragged to church, VH1 has blessed my life with some new Summer Fuckery *pause & tears up* Love & Hip Hop Atlanta!!
Let's just get right to it! Stevie J surprised his Baby Mama MiMi with a "STFU" House (as in "Here's a house!! Now STFU!!) Why was it 9635458701 miles away from the City making sure it would take her 2 days by car to get there?? So he can play Cross Da Pentis Swords with that Tranny chick?? At 1st it seemed like Mimi was gonna be SKRONG & tell his ass where he can stick his lil "STFU House" but then, those Self Esteem Ninjas (the same ones that's obviously been jumping Lil Kim) jumped out the bushes & attacked her ass. She told him she would think about it!! #fail
NEXT...we meet Erica, Lil Scrappy's Baby Mama who seems like she just found out that Diamond & her Boo just got finished humpin that morning!! Baby either you gonna forgive him & move on or you gon sit there& be pissed about the chick that done moved on TWICE already...hell ain't NOBODY checking for Souljah Boy no mo and I do mean N-O-B-A-W-D-Y!!
ROTFLMAO @ our next cast member Jose...erh....I mean Joseline!! Girlfriend has on a pair of padded booty shorts (which I hear are great for tucking) & talks about how Stevie J, her MANager is blowin her back out & fuckin her brains!! And when they played that WACKTASTIC ASS TRACK that she professes later is gonna make them billions, I had to hold my church finger up & Scuse myself as I prepared to slam head on the ground like an ostrich!!
The inevitable star of the show, Mama Dee, Lil Scrappy's Mom/Manager gives us our 1st T-Shirt worthy saying..."In THAT Order"...even though I'm still trying to figure out if you only say one thing how can you do it in order? :-/
Moving right along...K. Michelle, an inspiring singer who can actually SANG, fills us in her story. She had a record deal with Jive Records& explained that her un-named ex (Memphitz, Yep!! Toya's new hubby...but I ain't the 1 to gossip, so you ain't heard that from me) spent all the advance money, blacked out & WHOOPED DAT ASS, thus, sending her all the way back to---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->scratch!!
And finally we meet Ms.Karlie Redd, who is also ALLEDGELY (she bussed a Island Girl rap but she ain't SANG not NOUN note) an insipiring singer who actually is in the center of all the drama between Mimi (#fail)& Joseline!! See, while she was meeting with Stevie J & Joseline about working together, she was under the assumption that Joseline was Stevie's girl!! MiMi (#fail) pretending to be surprised & upset by this info at K.Michelle's B-Day Shindig & confronted him, but it was obvious, that the self esteem ninjas got her!! While her & Stevie J had it out with Jose...eh...Joseline standing by talking shit like she was MAIN BITCH & NOT SIDE BITCH with her Magenta Fur & Harriet Tubman head wrap on, Stevie J threw on his "Asshole Shades" & left with his man Jose...eh...Joseline, leaving MiMi (#fail) standing there lookingstuckonstoopid.edu!!
Can't wait to see what happens next week when the Tranny might be preggers!! Oh my!! O_o
Until then, LOVE, PEACE & BLUE MAGIC GREASE yall!! ;-)
Oh and I didn’t forget about Rasheeda…she was a non-factor this week with ugly ass braids that made her look like a GOOMBA from Super Mario Brothers!! *_*
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